Mushrooms are so cool! They grow in fun shapes, they can be anywhere from cottagecore to edgelord, they taste great, and if you pick one that looks even slightly different you might see god (one way or another). You can have all the vibes with none of the risks with these safe, flat guys here.

SHOULD YOU EAT THIS ONE: Yeah! If you can get it at the supermarket it's safe! portobello are more flavourful than button mushrooms. High quality sticker printed on waterproof, dishwasherproof, and fridge/freezer proof vinyl.